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great-tweets:
AND NOW I WILL TOO
@benbokenobi

(Source: twitter.com, via realgabrielreyes)

Jan 04, 2020

girls having fun: bring some mandarin oranges in a cloth wrap and eat them in the park together
guys having fun: play punk music and trip the old lady

(via tomfordvelvetorchid)

Dec 31, 2019

ghostmage:

toastpotent:
from what i can tell bartending is like the adult version of making potions from random things you find in your house/backyard

(via realgabrielreyes)

Dec 31, 2019

gumguzzler:

“Apricot Sprites” found in the cross sections of a fruit tree by Daniel

(via realgabrielreyes)

Dec 27, 2019

dirtytown:

im a “she” the same way inanimate objects are a “she” to gays and sailors
dirtytown:
my pronouns are she/her but only ironically

(via richist)

Dec 26, 2019

ofskfe:

Water Blossom Menorah by Amy Reichert
According to Jewish tradition, the original temple menorah was made of gold, almond-blossom-shaped cups. This modern riff on that design inspiration sets a ring of almond blossoms in a shallow pool of water. The pool both reflects the candlelight, and provides a dramatic and safe way for the candles to sizzle out as they burn down.

(Source: amyreichertjudaica.com, via tomfordvelvetorchid)

Dec 25, 2019

lobotomybarbie:

Singing along to Sufjan Stevens is so funny you’re like. Chimney Swift that finds me, be my keeper, silhouette of the cedar,

(via jumex)

Dec 23, 2019

dinuguan:

(via realgabrielreyes)

Dec 23, 2019

ithankthevirgin:

I went for a walk with my two suitors. I stumbled and accidentally fell into the river. The suitors ran to help me but since they both wanted to be a hero they pulled me in different directions. Finally, thanks to the miracle of the Virgin of Guadalupe I managed to get out by myself and didn’t drown. Then I decided to not go out with any of these idiots.

(via capacity)